TheAugmentedScyther
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1. What is your name?
Hugh G. Rection
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I was anally violated by a potato when I was but a newborn, the nurse said I got a stiffy during the event and thus my parents named me after that little bit of info.
3. Are you single or taken?
Single
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Does "being a massive fucking autist" count as a power? Then I guess so, yeah.
5. Stop being a Mary-Sue!
what
6. What's your eye color?
Brown
7. How about hair color?
Also Brown
8. Have you any family members?
Who doesn't?
9. Oh? How about pets?
A ton of cats that keep me up at night. Especially one obnoxious big orange tabby that never shuts up.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you don't like.
Undertale, especially the fandom. Am I edgy yet?
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Draw stuff, play vidya, pet cats that I end up having to rescue because people are dicks to their cats and dump them on us.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I called this one chick's Pokemon fanfic shit on her forum and so she sent her white knights to try and utterly ruin me with bullshit before I was finally banned. So I guess I kinda pissed her off. lol
13. Ever... killed anyone before?
Do I look like a 12 year old girl on tumblr? No.
14. What kind of animal are you?
I sexually identify as a scyther/human hybrid. Ever since I was a piece of Scyther DNA being jizzed on I dreamed of soaring over churches dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting fundies to dismember them. People say to me that a person being a scyther morph is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install arm blades, scyther legs, a brain not equipped to deal with emotions, and a fetish for hotdogs inside my vagina. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mia” and respect my right to kill fucking everything and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a pokemorphobe and need to check your poke-privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
15. Name your worst habits?
I don't go to bed until 4AM. idk
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Not really, no.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Straight.
18. Do you go to school?
Yes.
19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
No.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Ew, no.
21. What are you most afraid of?
The fact that one day Half-Life 3 is probably going to come out, and it will suck ass.
22. What do you usually wear?
T-shirt, Underwear, Shorts, sometimes I wear a G-string backwards and rub oil on my balls while I play with a dragon dildo.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Nachos, fuck yeah.
24. Am I annoying you?
Only if this keeps going on/
25. Well, it's still not over!
Fuck you.
26. What class are you? Low class, middle class, or high class?
Middleclassfag.
27. How many friends do you have?
Not many, I'm a socially awkward weirdo who does nothing but sit at a chair and fap to the latests posts on r/atheism. Serious time tho, I have one who lives about 3 hours away from me and is doing retarded military dudebro anal fisting shit right now so we can't do anything.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
It's okay.
29. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would it be?
Military friend is one, Gabe Newell is another.
30. Favorite drink?
Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, they all taste like the exact same shit to me so it doesn't really matter.
31. What's your favorite place?
My house.
32. Are you interested in anyone?~
Maybe.
33. How tall are you?
Dunno, probably a manlet or something. Taller than my parents, and that's not really saying much.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or in an ocean?
Neither.
35. What's your type?
what
36. Any fetishes?
ew no, fuck off
37. Seme or uke?
what? i don't speak weeb and even if i did i don't fucking want to know what that shit is or what it means.
38. Camping or indoors?
Indoors.
39. Are you still wanting this quiz to end?
Is Morphic a shitty Pokemon fanfic? (yes)
40. Well, it's over! Now tag five people to do this.
You're not the boss of me, I'm edgy as shit so I'll only tag one person.
get your ass over here and doxx yourself pl0x
Hugh G. Rection
2. Do you know why you were named that?
I was anally violated by a potato when I was but a newborn, the nurse said I got a stiffy during the event and thus my parents named me after that little bit of info.
3. Are you single or taken?
Single
4. Have any abilities or powers?
Does "being a massive fucking autist" count as a power? Then I guess so, yeah.
5. Stop being a Mary-Sue!
what
6. What's your eye color?
Brown
7. How about hair color?
Also Brown
8. Have you any family members?
Who doesn't?
9. Oh? How about pets?
A ton of cats that keep me up at night. Especially one obnoxious big orange tabby that never shuts up.
10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me about something you don't like.
Undertale, especially the fandom. Am I edgy yet?
11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Draw stuff, play vidya, pet cats that I end up having to rescue because people are dicks to their cats and dump them on us.
12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
I called this one chick's Pokemon fanfic shit on her forum and so she sent her white knights to try and utterly ruin me with bullshit before I was finally banned. So I guess I kinda pissed her off. lol
13. Ever... killed anyone before?
Do I look like a 12 year old girl on tumblr? No.
14. What kind of animal are you?
I sexually identify as a scyther/human hybrid. Ever since I was a piece of Scyther DNA being jizzed on I dreamed of soaring over churches dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting fundies to dismember them. People say to me that a person being a scyther morph is Impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon install arm blades, scyther legs, a brain not equipped to deal with emotions, and a fetish for hotdogs inside my vagina. From now on I want you guys to call me “Mia” and respect my right to kill fucking everything and kill needlessly. If you can’t accept me you’re a pokemorphobe and need to check your poke-privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
15. Name your worst habits?
I don't go to bed until 4AM. idk
16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
Not really, no.
17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Straight.
18. Do you go to school?
Yes.
19. Ever wanna marry and have kids one day?
No.
20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
Ew, no.
21. What are you most afraid of?
The fact that one day Half-Life 3 is probably going to come out, and it will suck ass.
22. What do you usually wear?
T-shirt, Underwear, Shorts, sometimes I wear a G-string backwards and rub oil on my balls while I play with a dragon dildo.
23. What's one food that tempts you?
Nachos, fuck yeah.
24. Am I annoying you?
Only if this keeps going on/
25. Well, it's still not over!
Fuck you.
26. What class are you? Low class, middle class, or high class?
Middleclassfag.
27. How many friends do you have?
Not many, I'm a socially awkward weirdo who does nothing but sit at a chair and fap to the latests posts on r/atheism. Serious time tho, I have one who lives about 3 hours away from me and is doing retarded military dudebro anal fisting shit right now so we can't do anything.
28. What are your thoughts on pie?
It's okay.
29. If you could meet anyone, living or dead, who would it be?
Military friend is one, Gabe Newell is another.
30. Favorite drink?
Coke, Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, they all taste like the exact same shit to me so it doesn't really matter.
31. What's your favorite place?
My house.
32. Are you interested in anyone?~
Maybe.
33. How tall are you?
Dunno, probably a manlet or something. Taller than my parents, and that's not really saying much.
34. Would you rather swim in a lake or in an ocean?
Neither.
35. What's your type?
what
36. Any fetishes?
ew no, fuck off
37. Seme or uke?
what? i don't speak weeb and even if i did i don't fucking want to know what that shit is or what it means.
38. Camping or indoors?
Indoors.
39. Are you still wanting this quiz to end?
Is Morphic a shitty Pokemon fanfic? (yes)
40. Well, it's over! Now tag five people to do this.
You're not the boss of me, I'm edgy as shit so I'll only tag one person.
get your ass over here and doxx yourself pl0x
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